Story Time with Dry :D

Discussion in 'Stories' started by Dry, Nov 27, 2015.

  1. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Based on a true story
    One man
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    One moron
    [​IMG] - I will find you kids

    Live together the moron living in the basement as he makes John's lunch with a fruity snack for his day of kicking asses. It was near the festive spirit and heres how the two lived in the festive times

    and on the 12th day of Cenamas my true love gave to me
    12 Sharpshooters stinging,
    11 Eyebrows raising,
    10 Spines-a-busting,
    9 Noggins knocking,
    8 Kicks-a-kicking,
    7 Punches punching,
    6 Suplex smashing,
    5 Seconds of the people chanting Cenas name.
    4 Cena Bottoms,
    3 AA's on your
    2 Broken ass cheeks
    and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans


     
    Dry, Nov 27, 2015
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  2. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    *Song time Dry
    (Because that is totally so significant to this)
    Anyway, nice job Dry!
     
    RazerH, Nov 28, 2015
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  3. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    It was 4am.....I downed about 3 monster energy drinks....
     
    Dry, Nov 28, 2015
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  4. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    When dry is drunk, things happen. I think we just saw it
     
    JeremyC, Nov 28, 2015
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  5. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Na man
    theres 3 versions of me
    Dry
    Drunk Dry
    High Dry
    you saw high dry
     
    Dry, Nov 28, 2015
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