Parenting 101 with Wordguy.

Discussion in 'Random' started by NapkinDabber, Apr 18, 2015.

  1. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

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    This caught my eye as soon as he said it.

    You know, most parents take their babies to a stroll in the park or even to a McDonald's play place. Not wordguy tho. Thats not good enough for his little angel. Instead he decides "Ey! Lets take lil Timmy out for a walk in the explosion factory!" Im sure that place would be super kid friendly. On top of that, they leave their son unattended in a factory loaded with 3000 tons of dynamite that could lethally explode at any moment. And it took them 6 hours to track his location. That lil punk must have been injected with Sonic the hedgehogs DNA cuz if I look away for 2 seconds and find out my kid running around the factory like a toy store, that is the only probable theory. When they find him 3 eternities later, he gets a radioactive skin condition which turns him into a human bomb hybrid. Surprisingly he came out with all his limbs. Word never took this kid to the doctor so if he blows from his explosive rash, he better hope his life insurance covers it.

    -No harm @Wordguy345 when you said this it just tickled me haha.
     
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  2. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    What have I just read?
     
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  3. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    omg xD I REMEMBER ALL OF THIS AS A KID!!!

    The way Napkin disproves of everything is hilarious!
     
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  4. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    You know, according to Word, he created Kenreao, and is my father? haha no nice try
     
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  5. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    But wait. Is Ken my father. I've always been into building things and lately it's been electronics. Idk guys
     
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  6. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I did take him to the doctor. He didn't believe me when I said he used to be human. btw, this is the best thing ever OMG. My parents literally ran in my room asking "are you ok?!?" Omg thanks for this xDDD
     
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  7. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    Hands down the best thread I have read in a long time
     
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