--The tough goblin was strolling into a Goblin shop and then spoke-- Girl Goblin: Hey jack, i will be needing something more than the usual. Jack: ok, we just got these bad boys today, they will blow up even the hardest of iron. Girl Goblin: umm, i need something even more.. --Jack who wasnt happy then placed something on the table.-- Jack: i call it, The Big One. Girl Goblin: yea...thats nice... Jack: --slams the rocket on the floor-- ok then i see your more of a, Boom kind of goblin. --Jack slams something on the table that makes it creak-- Jack: i call it --pauses for dramatic effect-- THE BIGGER ONE!! Girl Goblin: i...is it....is it....real??? Jack: oh yea, full on goblin part baby, pure Trilanium. Girl Goblin: wow....ill take 2. Jack: oh and i would suggest some Anti Secualar Tubes, it can, Enhance the effect. Girl Goblin: ok yea! --sees something behind a shelf-- Hey whats that! Jack: oh those are Goblin Jumper Cables, they can be used to revive people. Girl Goblin: can they be used on someone while there still alive...??? --jack not wanting to miss a sale in a heart beat said-- Jack: oh yea sure! tell you what, ill give you all this stuff and ill throw in a pair of Anti Destruction Goggles, for half the price. Girl Goblin: hmm....why not, motorcycle sales have good this year. anyway thanks. Jack: oh no problem...so where you off to? Girl Goblin: oh i got a blind date with a guy named Marcus... Jack: wait, what happened to that Engineer you was dating? --the goblin put out her hand forward-- Girl Goblin: he did put a ring on it, girls got to have her standers. --Jack shook his head while the goblin left--
