Have you ever?

Nope

Have you ever got into a fight with a pole? (I have :3)

 

I hope to soon, have you ever completely destroyed your garage door with many, many dents

 

Nope

Have you ever hit a duck?

 

Plenty of times...with paintballs
You ever played paintball in reality

 

Yes I have it was amazing and I won with my older brother until I turned on him and shot him in the stomach ANYWAYS
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Have you ever kissed a dog on the mouth hehe :3

 

Absolutely not, but if you change "dog" with "girl" and "mouth" with "lips", then yes.
Have you ever kissed a boy/girl (depending on gender you are) on the lips?

 

Yeah a girl

Have you ever pissed yourself in public? (Over the age of 6)

 

Never, not even under the age of 6 because unlike most children I was able to hold it until I could find the nearest restroom

Have you ever gone around at Christmas in a large city screaming "MERRY CHRISTMAS " at everyone?
christmas is near

 

Nope

Have you ever got into a food fight?