Gr4mm4r N4zi5 h4v b33n 0ff7ci477y d3f34t3d by the t3xt tt4ns

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by RazerH, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    (If you can't read above what is said, it is; Grammar Nazis have been officially defeated by the text titans.)

    During the great war of how to type and write, the text titans have finally pulled out an enormous amount of power with new phones constantly being built, with the users constantly adding numbers or shorten down words with no turning back what so ever. Within the first battle, the grammar nazis won because of every teacher forcing their students to type correctly should the student want to get a good grade on it. Later, the text titans pulled ahead with the kids getting their own phones, and realizing they can type quicker with numbers and shortening down words. The grammar nazis after got their largest blow against them with the fact that there are more people in the world that have any sort of phone than there are with people that have clean water.

    Just kidding, april fools!

    Edit
    : People I would love to see reactions from.
    @johncena826
    @johnyman333
    @fan312
    @Alatus
     
  2. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Us Grammar Nazis were never and never will - be defeated. YOU CAN'T STOP US!
     
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  3. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    I've never understood how people think typing with numbers is faster?
     
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  4. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    Neither do I, but some classmates claim it is for them
     
  5. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    *has seizure from all the numbers mixed into the words*
     
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  6. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    MY EYES, MY GRAMMAR LOVING EYES!!!
    Now that that's behind us, I never got into this grammar nazi thing, and definitely not into that 1337 text Titan thingamabob.
    So yeah, this reply is late, but the joke was pretty good to people who would get it. I think...
    Also, why grammar Nazis?
     
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  7. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    Because the internet browsers with bad spelling did Nazi us coming.
    Bad pun is bad
     
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  8. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    "Bad pun is bad"
     
  9. HazlerTheDazzler

    HazlerTheDazzler Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    At this stage I gave up , I Was tortured by tomboiiwolfi. Now I just dont correct or bother with full words
     

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