There is so many people on bc, that it crashes and breaks. I wish for my butt to expell poo over all my haters.
Your butt does it, but suddenly your poo gets extremely valuable and your haters get rich. I wish for döner.
You get it, but nobody knows what it i so you become depressed. I wish for someone to accept my ban request.
you win mvp, but then you grief the server and are banned. I wish for something which allows me to not sleep and(!) also i want to be a normal penguin and not a random penguin writing random things.
You get pills to help you sleep, and you become a normal penguin instead of the surpreme penguin overlord. also the pills made. Macmebennyz the penguin overlord
He stops thinking it, but suddenly staff thinks it and you get banned. I wish for minecraft to open faster :/
You Could Type So Fast Your Computer Can't Compute Which Buttons Are Being Pushed At Which Times I Wish For WORLD DOMINATION!!!
You get snow, but you get so much of it your house collapses and you die. I wish for an instant travelling device.