You get your pizza, but sadly a giant tomato crushes your house; ultimately killing you. I wish for wishes.
You are but "104" has a very small font size so nobody notices ever. I wish too be holding two swords in my profile picture.
He is, but is instantly replaced by his doppelgänger. I wish for the wishes in this thread to be corrupted again.
They are, but you then are hit by a car and die. I wish for nothing since I have penguin magic and it solves all my problems.
You gets gifs but there in 180p and useless I wish for a miniature pet whale that didn't need water and sang opera
You get awesomeness but added to your awesomeness it somehow(?) becomes greater than my awesomeness level and since that is a contradiction the universe is eaten by a black hole and the only remain are flying pigs (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_pig <-- Wikipedia article about flying pigs).
You get your endermen, but they teleport away leaving you sobbing in the rain. I wish for an immortal pet whale that's 6 inches and sings opera.
You get your pet, unfortunately it still poops as much as a normal whale so it floods your home. I wish I wasn't ninja'd.