Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You get der gerät but the wishmaker still has no clue and thus you recieve an old wet sponge

I wish for a single vespoli

 

Der Gerät Looks Like A Spinning Pole That You Put Meat On So It Can Keep It Warm. As It Spins You Cut Off The Meat To Make Wraps. I Think It's Called A Doner Kabob.

 

That actually sounds really cool.

 

You get your single vespoli but it is expired. I wish for an uncorruptable wish that shall never be corrupted.

 

You receive your un-corruptable wish but before I can give it to you -- the forums have been turned off.

I wish for people to help fund raise Conquest.

 

You get your wish of people helping to fund conquest(me ) but sadly, the dev makes an easter egg that turns everyone into potatos, in the conquest plugin files.

I wish for rowing to become a mainstream sport

 

Rowing Becomes a MainStream Sport, But Sadly, Global Warming Made All Water Too Hot To Touch.

I Wish For The Anti-CaptCap Plugin To Be Gone

 

The anti-capitals plugin is gone, but in its place comes the no talking whatsoever plugin.

I wish for a cello

 

You get your cello but all the stings on the cello snap in 2 causing the cello to be unplayable.
I wish for more players to go on Buildcraftia (75+ like last year)

 

More players go on, but they're all immature children and annoy the hell out of you.

I wish for TES:6 to come (even though it'll be years)

 

You get your "TES:6" but it is all buggy and unusable
I wish for a bunch of non - immature children that populate Buildcraftia a lot

 

You get your non - immature children that populate buildcraftia a lot but since non-immature children don't exist, buildcraftia becomes a ghost town.

I wish you had understood that TES:6 is the elder scrolls:6 (whatever)

 

Your time machine works, but sadly my awesomeness breaks it.

I wish that I could complete all the Player Poster requests right now.

 

The smiley is better, but suddenly internet doesn't exist anymore.

I wish that your gif was even more hilarious

 

Quicksteve's gif becomes even more hilarious, but it is too much for the universe, and everything collapses.

I wish for the 10th doctor's long coat

 

Doctor Who suddenly doesn't exist anymore.

I wish that noone is here to corrupt my wishes.