CORNY JOKES THAT ARE SO CORNY YOU CAN SEE THE KERNELS.

What did the fashion police say to his sweatshirt?

Do you know why I pulled you over?

 

Why did the wooden board have such toned abs?

He always did planks in gym class.

 

Why is the obtuse triangle always wrong?

BECAUSE IT'S NEVER RIGHT HAHAH

 

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

 

How did the mouse's friend get him in trouble?

He ratted him out.

 

What happens when you squeeze a synagogue?

All the Jews (juice) come out.

 

No.

I went to sharpen a pencil, but it was pointless.

 

Why were the hospitals full during the vernal equinox?

Cause everyone had spring fever.

 

Wat

 

Vernal equinox is the fancy way of saying "Spring"

 

Ah yes

 

Did you hear about the old vacuum?
It really sucks.

 

John really liked Sally. One day he got the nerve to ask her to the dance. She said yes. John was so happy. He wanted to make the dance perfect for Sally. He got a tux taylored, did his hair, and even took a shower. When the dance came around John was excited. Sally asked John for punch so he went to get some and there was no punch line.