CORNY JOKES THAT ARE SO CORNY YOU CAN SEE THE KERNELS.

So here is where you can share those "bud dum tss" kind of jokes and puns.

WHY DID THE IRON ORE GET ARRESTED?

HE WAS CAUGHT "STEELING"

WHAT KIND OF DRUGS DO KITCHEN PANS SMOKE?

POT


ok you don't have to scream like I did.

 

Did you hear about the sensitive burgular?

He takes things personally!


Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

because there are too many cheetahs!


Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

because all the fans left!



THESE JOKES WERE SO CORNY THAT THE GRANDSONS OF THE JOKE(s) CALL THEIR GRANDPA, "popCORN"!
HAHAHA

 

What do you call a camel with no humps?
A Humpfree

 

Why did the pokémon
trainer hide under your bed?

SO HE COULD PIKACHU!!!

 

What Do You Call A Person With No Nose And No Body?

Nobody Knows!!!

 

You mean "nose", right

 

i think the point is that half the good jokes have to be said in person or something.
My jokes are more stories then corny.

 

no...

 

WHY DID THE SHIPS CAPTAIN STOP AT THE MALL?

EVERYTHING WAS ON SAIL

 

ur corny

 

oh lord i have so many

- i made dis one -
what's a kangaroos favourite planet?
JUMPITER.
BA DUM TSSSS.

-looks at Rick Dad Jokes Board on Pinterest-
[it's a meme from the walking dead]

carl: my right sock is soaked. if you could see a new one, i could use a shoe.
rick: bless you.
carl: dad, seriously there's a hole in my shoe.
rick: mine too, carl! it's how i get my foot inside!
badumtss

person 1: how much does it cost for a pirate to get their ears pierced?
person 2: idk, how much?
person 1: a buck an ear!
person 2: -_-
person 1: a buccaneer, dood!

why don't flies go to church? they are in sects.

person 1: i'm cold
person 2: why don't you stand in the corner? it's 90 degrees

wind turbines. i'm a big fan.

why are fish so easy to weigh? they have their own scales.

how does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

which US state has the smallest soft drinks? mini-soda.

'i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. and then it dawned on me.'

'i used to be an addict. i was addicted to the hokey-pokey. but i turned myself around. that's what it's all about.'

'i was eating my watch. it was time consuming'

'i stuck my watches together to make a belt. it was a waist of time.'

'that girl back there said we'd met at a vegetarian restaurant, but i'd never seen herbivore.'

'i ate a dog. it tasted ruff.'

'i changed my ipod's name to titanic. i changed it to titanic and it's syncing!'

fo more mature audiences;

i bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today. i don't know what he laced them with but i've been tripping all day.

what's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? snowballs. -immature laughter-

i once swallowed two pieces of string. an hour later they came out and they were tied together. i shit you knot.

how come barbie never got pregnant? because ken came in another box.

there's a new movie called constipation. it hasn't come out yet.

i left a few out but if you're so eager then le pinterest board of le jokes

 

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

“Give me my quarterback!”

 

You know football?

 

what makes you think i don't -.-

 

football aint big in canadia I thought

 

country-est!!! I actually like sports and just because it isn't "big" in a country doesn't mean no one knows about it -.- i watch it with my dad geez

 

fair enough.

 

Why did Cinderella not make the (English, not american football) football team?

Because she kept running away from the ball

 

Why was the belt arrested?

He was holding up a pair of pants

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GOBLIN WHO HAD HIS LEFT ARM AND LEFT LEG CUT OFF?

THAT'S OK HE'S ALLRIGHT NOW