Best of Pickup lines/Compliments

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Kashers, Sep 21, 2015.

  1. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    Though, i probably missed out on a bunch of them since their is over a hundred, but here are a few that i found:
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    and my personal favorite to Dusty:
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    Kashers, Sep 21, 2015
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  2. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    I can add to this list :>
     
    TNTMan1289, Sep 21, 2015
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  3. Remmi

    Remmi Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Ahaha @NapkinDabber could make a whole dictionary of pickup lines....
    sadly
     
    Remmi, Sep 22, 2015
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  4. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Half of them are just smelly though
     
    Dusty, Sep 22, 2015
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  5. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Like you.
    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
    Jk, I don't think anyones smelly, or do I know if they are.
    I do wonder how Dusty and Remmi know that Napkin smells all the time...
    Stalkersniffers.
     
    johnyman333, Sep 22, 2015
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  6. Bins

    Bins Well-Known Member

    I DONT CARE IF IT HAS TO BE /COMPLIMENT ILL DO DESE 2:

    Are your legs Nutella? 'cuz I wanna spread 'em

    Are you an orphanage? 'cuz I wanna give you kids
     
    Bins, Sep 22, 2015
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  7. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    NO!!
    *Baka Slap*


    STALKA SNIFFAZ!!! ;o (must be becuz Nap-Nap smells wonderful "Nappy" ahahaha)
     
    DoctaCirno, Sep 22, 2015
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  8. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Why am I being attacked when I can't defend myself?
     
    NapkinDabber, Sep 22, 2015
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  9. IPROXGio

    IPROXGio Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I have a dirty one but no it really dirty
     
    IPROXGio, Sep 25, 2015
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  10. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Offensive Terrorism joke/pick-up

    Hey girl Ill be the pilot, your ass can be the twin towers
    Lemmie allahu akbar that ass
     
    Dry, Sep 25, 2015
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  11. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    A very fitting one to fan: "For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive and heaven has been brought to me"
     
    Miner, Sep 27, 2015
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  12. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    Whoa, that is so smooth that even butter is jealous.
    Here is a pick up line/compliment from me
    "What's the difference between you and a super model? You are naturally beautiful unlike them"
     
    Last edited: Oct 16, 2015
    RazerH, Oct 16, 2015
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