Add That To Minecraft!

This is a game (not really but idgaf) where people just say things they would like added to Minecraft, but first they have to criticize the person above them (so it is a freaking game nvm)! I'll give an example:

and on and on. Now that we get it, I'll start.

I want spheres in minecraft.

 

But That Would Break The Laws Of Gravity. I Want Indiana Jones Stuff In MC.

 

This should be in the forum games section

 

I wish they would add cherry pie

 

This isn't corrupt a wish

 

I wish they would add musical instruments

 

They add it but the programming for it is buggy

I wish they would add TV's

 

They add it but it's done in a way that you can't use it

I wish for snow

 

You get a code, but can't uncode it. I want Drills in minecraft

 

Since you didn't wish for anything I'm going to assume you wanted puffins. Wish granted.

I wish for more puffins

 

They added lasers, but they're your least favourite colour, and you kill yourself with them.

I wish they added police.

 

They add police but they're lazy and only eat your food.

I wish I didn't read so fast(tbh my reading speed is too fast for my own good)

 

You got your slower reading, but you read so slow, your grades went down to an F for not finishing work fast enough. You later become a hobo and die.

I wish for possibility to be impossible.