[ACCEPTED] Divorce to jkftw

I am divorcing jkftw because the "marriage" was fake, we barely ever saw each other in game, he only liked me because of my username. I also am divorcing him because I never been in a skype call in game and he never seemed to ever really like me with my old account and while we was an admin in 2013. Another reason why I am divorcing him is because Jessie and I are getting together! Like Jessie said, we skype a lot and the conversations are always amazing. Like I have told to Diverdude34 before at school, "Jessie is great!"

 

IT'S TRUE BOO, ILY <3333

 

But Jessie…

Razer I'm just saying

 

#Razie, I ship it.

 

Wait a second, that photo was forged. That obviously isn't Jessie's account, but it is a different Jessie. I can tell with my superhuman eyes. Nice try Razer

 

Nope, the staff though should know where that was made.

 

I probably know where that is. Would that be the Staff Skype chat?

 

Nope. It is a different place where I am not allowed to mention the name.

 

Ok that's alright. I don't need to know where it is anyways

 

What even would be RazerH + jkftw be called?
Razerftw? JkfazerH?
Yes I am bad at shipping

 

Hisss, I am @Jessie 's

 

excuse me im going to go gag until my soul comes up my throat brb

 

... i i dont
..congratulations, er, you two!

 

Just speculating, #Razie all the way


Or something I don't really get this newfangled shipping thing

 

Don't worry, I think you got it

 

Not cute like Rapkin.

 

... um... alright then?
rather unexpected... uh... nice? ... for you two...
when is the ceremony and stuff?

 

#Razie

We don't completely know...

 

How about it being when the holidays start?
Kind of a noice date, especially since its noice and summery.
Noice
#RazinsOhWaitIMeanRazie