a cure to the jessie virus

Discussion in 'Random' started by JeremyC, Jun 21, 2015.

  1. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    cow here
    The cure to the jessie virus is changing your skin to a cow for 1 day. Then you are free forever
    -CDC approved
     
  2. mrfishfishy

    mrfishfishy Well-Known Member

    Nu. Id rather be infected by Jesseh
     
  3. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    Yea being infected by Jessie is like the best possible thing to happen
     
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  4. mrfishfishy

    mrfishfishy Well-Known Member

    But... word is better...
     
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  5. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I found a cure! I have a cure in my pocket, just pay me 5 million penguintonian! Unless your a friend, in which case, 7 million penguintonian!
     
  6. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    I rather my Lord and Savior, Jessus, infect me than any other person
     
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  7. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    We all know the cure is to violently murder her with fish.
     
  8. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    Jessus would not die to a large fish
     
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  9. mrfishfishy

    mrfishfishy Well-Known Member

    Yeah I know
     
  10. Jessie

    Jessie Ex-Ownerbear Retired Staff

    Uhm... Why would you want to be cured?
    I've already claimed Temp and Leo, if staff and past staff can't escape you're going to be trying a while..
     
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