When poeple get chummy, I call them by the wrong name to let them know they are getting chummy. -Ron Swanson
I think it is pointless for a human to paint scenes of nature when they can go outside and stand in it. -Ron swanson
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man how to fish then feed yourself. -Ron Swanson.
I just went to a restraunt and orderered a 8oz steak with steak fries and an appetizer of cheeseburger sliders. IM SORRY JEREMY I COULDNT RESIST YOUR BODY IS SO SCRUMSHIOUS!