You Get Your Gifs But It Turns Out That Penguins Are Now Extinct So All It Is Is A Moving Background. I Wish For Portal 2 On Steam.
You Get Your Cash But It's Monopoly Money. I Wish For A Companion Cube. (Companion Cubes Are Actually Dead Test Subjects. ---> )
You get your companion cube but it has been exposed to nuclear waste and therefore kills you with the radiation. I wish for better and faster internet.
You get better and faster internet but its so fast you accidently click a link and it gets hacked into. Making it the slowest internet evvuurrr I wish for a micropig.
You receive your MicroPig in the mail, but it has died due to no air-holes in the box. (so sad) I wish for the Arcade to be launched.
The arcade is launched but Pacman isn't there, seeks revenge and blows everything up. I wish for all the dogs in the world
The arcade gets launched in a few days. You get all the dogs but they poop so much you drown in the poop (eww) I wish for a mansion.
You Get Your Mansion But It Was Made By A Hobo And Falls Apart Immediately. I Wish For This Darn TNT Infection To Be Healed
It becomes healed but becomes infected again within 10 nano seconds. I wish to for my wish not to become corrupted.
You get your uncorrupted wish, but since you wished for nothing in particular you get a ton of crap delivered to your doorstep. I wish for penguins.
Endermen are real but teleport away before anybody can have a glimpse at them I wish paypal would go back up
Your wishes are not corrupted anymore, sadly the dude who now fulfills all the wishes is now bored and shoots you in the face. I wish for der gerät.
You get der gerät but the wish fulfiller has no idea what it is and thus gives you a crappy old sponge