Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Zodiepop, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Zodiepop

    Zodiepop Member

    (I'd still take him tbh)

    You get taped to a tree but the tape explodes

    I wish for wagamamas
     
  2. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    You get them but they vanish instantly.

    I wish for more funny penguin GIFs.
     
  3. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    You Get Your Gifs But It Turns Out That Penguins Are Now Extinct So All It Is Is A Moving Background.

    I Wish For Portal 2 On Steam.
     
  4. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    You get it but Steam bans your account ten seconds later.

    I wish for some cash.
     
  5. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    You Get Your Cash But It's Monopoly Money.

    I Wish For A Companion Cube. :)

    (Companion Cubes Are Actually Dead Test Subjects. ---> )
     
  6. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    You get your companion cube but it has been exposed to nuclear waste and therefore kills you with the radiation.

    I wish for better and faster internet.
     
  7. Zodiepop

    Zodiepop Member

    You get better and faster internet but its so fast you accidently click a link and it gets hacked into. Making it the slowest internet evvuurrr

    I wish for a micropig.
     
  8. MacMeBenny

    MacMeBenny Founder Retired Staff

    You receive your MicroPig in the mail, but it has died due to no air-holes in the box. (so sad)

    I wish for the Arcade to be launched.
     
  9. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    The arcade is launched but Pacman isn't there, seeks revenge and blows everything up.

    I wish for all the dogs in the world
     
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  10. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    The arcade gets launched in a few days.

    You get all the dogs but they poop so much you drown in the poop (eww)

    I wish for a mansion.
     
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  11. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    You Get Your Mansion But It Was Made By A Hobo And Falls Apart Immediately.

    I Wish For This Darn TNT Infection To Be Healed
     
  12. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    It becomes healed but becomes infected again within 10 nano seconds.
    I wish to for my wish not to become corrupted.
     
  13. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    You get your uncorrupted wish, but since you wished for nothing in particular you get a ton of crap delivered to your doorstep.

    I wish for penguins.
     
  14. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    You get your penguins but the heat takes them away.
    I wish for $18 to buy VIP
     
  15. Olocool17

    Olocool17 Well-Known Member

    You prepare to get your VIP, but suddenly PayPal was shut down!

    I wish that endermen were real.
     
  16. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    Endermen are real but teleport away before anybody can have a glimpse at them
    I wish paypal would go back up
     
  17. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    Paypal goes up but becomes hacked and gives you a virus

    I wish for sa cloud
     
  18. Olocool17

    Olocool17 Well-Known Member

    Sadly, your sa cloud doesn't even appear.

    I wish that my wishes may not be corrupted.
     
  19. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    Your wishes are not corrupted anymore, sadly the dude who now fulfills all the wishes is now bored and shoots you in the face.

    I wish for der gerät.
     
  20. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    You get der gerät but the wish fulfiller has no idea what it is and thus gives you a crappy old sponge
     

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