Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

you get .-. but it turns into ._.

I wish for unlimited episodes of my favorite anime

 

You get all the algorithms but have to read through all of them to use them

I wish for fuzzy socks

 

Google docs installs video embed but only allows Vimeo.

I wish for world peace.

 

You get it, but it cuts off your penguin deck, you now own a patio

I wish for a plane

 

You get a plane but its made out of cats, Oh no your allergic

I wish for notch to slay all of microsoft!

 

Notch slays them all, but Bill Gates brings them back with his powers as the dark lord and rule of all

I wish for J.K Rowling to write more Harry Potter

 

She writes more harry potter but harry is now a girl called Hannah Love heart to appeal to girls and Hogwarts is turned into a pink fairy castle.

I wish for sunshine girl cookies from bubbles!

 

The cat inception stops but turns into dog inception

I wish for more licks!

 

You get a 'tasty' treat but its actually a bull testicle,

I wish for more fonts

 

You get more fonts, but they are all wing dings.

I wish for more Australia

 

You get more Australia but 10 times the bugs.

I wish for more bananas

 

You get more bananas, but you must pay for them all and the prices are high >nb4 queensland cyclones

I wish for more pets!

 

You get more pets but they are sent to the slaughterhouse.

I wish for more memes

 

U got more memes but they were troll memes

I wish for a banana cow

 

You get it, but's really a cavendish cow

I wish to have david tennant's acting skill