Add That To Minecraft!

Since you wished for a noun to be a adverb the universe explodes

I wish for the best headphones money can buy

 

You get awesome headphones, but without the cable.
I wish for this thread to relate to the topic

 

It does but since I don't know the topic nothing happens

I wish I was an apple, hanging from a tree

 

You become one, but someone picks you and turns you into juice

I wish for some ice cream

 

You get some but it's banana flavored

I wish I could play guitar

 

Screw you and ur rules nerd

I do what I want

I wish they'd add pineapples

 

they add pineapples, but they are so blocky that they taste like dirt

I wish they added Onions

 

They add onions but shrek appears and takes us all

I wish they would add hats

 

They add hats but they all look the same

I wish they would add HaloWeenies

 

They added HaloWeenies but accidently called them HaloForce's. What a dissapointment.

I wish there was chocolate in Minecraft [Cocoa Beans + Milk + Sugar]

 

You get it, but it's dark bitter chocolate

I wish they would add EDM as the music instead of C148(I love the dude but seriously)

 

You get the cd EDM but it just keeps reapeating "Quicksteve is taking over minecraft. Duck!! or should i say penguins? Muhahahah"

I wish for /kittycannon to shoot my skin

 

I wish they would add more npcs

 

You can use it but cant change the channel

I wish for sports