Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You get 1,000,000$ but the Joker burns it to send a message.

I wish for a lifetime supply of chipotle

 

You Get Your Block Of Gold But It Turns Out It Was Only 1-Karat Gold.

I Wish For An XBox One.

 

You get your xbox one but can't afford any games for it.

I wish for a spaceship

 

You Get Your Space Ship But You Forgot To Put Oxygen In Your Tank.

I Wish For A Trillion Pizzas!

 

You get your trillion pizzas but they're moldy and inedible

I wish for a Type 40 TARDIS

 

You get a round rectangle but discover that in actuality it is a round square (You are heartbroken)

I wish for a waffle

 

You get free stuff, but it is free penguin carcasses

I wish we finished the bending server

 

You resurrect the bending server but it breaks every other hour

I wish I had a dry erase marker

 

You get your dry erase marker but you're in school now and you have to diagram sentences on the board.

I wish for an Ivysaur

 

You get an ivysaur, but it vine whips you to death.

I wish for Russia's scarf

 

You get Russia's Scarf but it's stained and smells like a homeless man's armpits

I wish for a Banana Berry Frozen Yogurt Bar

 

You get it but it blows up by a nuke by North Korea right after you grab it.
I wish for snow that lasts for ever

 

You get your wish, but actually, you're in arandelle.

I wish for chocolate

 

You get your 25 degrees but only lasts for a nano second and immediately switched to 26 degrees Celsius
I wish for a free flight back to where I live

 

You get a free flight but it turns out it isn't on an aeroplane, its on the back of ostrich, which as you should know, cannot fly.
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I wish for Morgan Freeman.

 

You get Morgan freeman, but he has a sore throat

I wish I was taped to a tree