Would You Rather

Example:

Miner: Would you rather have a little of an awesome pizza or a lot of a good pizza?

TNTMan1289: A Little Of An Awesome Pizza.
Would You Rather Eat A Penguin Or Eat A Penguin?

QuickSteve: You monster...

I'll Start:

Would You Rather Have A Slow And Painful Death Or A Fast And Painless Death?

 

Fast and painless

Would you rather be force fed 10 waffles or eat 10 pounds of pancakes

 

forced
would you rather be shot by a paintball gun or punched in the balls

 

shot by a paintball

Would you rather drop an iphone off a building or an android out of a plane

 

drop an iphone off a building.
Would you rather be forcefully married to someone or have a girlfriend but you will only stay like that for your life
(Males only answer)

 

have a girlfriend but you will only stay like that for your life

Would you rather become a pug, or a duck
(only one correct answer)...
(pug)

 

A duck so I can fly
Would you rather live in Canada when your city gets contaminated by Ebola or live in Alaska, America when your city gets contaminated with Ebola

 

Canada

Would You Rather Fight 1 Giant Bear Or A Multi-Bear.

Multi-Bear:

 

Assimilated

Would you rather have cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or hear nails on a chalkboard for the rest of your life

 

Chalkboard

Would You Rather Eat A Penguin Or Eat A Penguin?

 

Eat a penguin

Wyr have really hairy legs or really hairy arms

 

hairy legs, would you rather be a a Hespy or a Quartzy

 

Quartzy

Would you rather constantly listen to all of taylor swift's bad songs or all of frank sinatra's good songs