Well, everyone's doing an AMA so I guess I'll do one. Ask any question and I'll answer it (get lots of embarrassing questions...)
Why is there no doge in your signature gif? Is it not modern enough? Also, why hate when you can love on your signature gif?
The doge is invisible, the creeper slapped Steve before my GIF signature was shot, I rather have love in reality. Wait, aren't I the one who should be asking questions?