Dare game

NOOOOO
would you go without food for a week to get 1 mil dollars

 

No

Would you kiss abraham lincoln on the lips

 

Rather not
Would you get in a cage with a lion for 1 hour

 

If it was asleep, yes.

Would you sleep on the floor of a pool for money

 

Yes, if I had the gun and knew which space had the bullet
Would you play beehive teatherball

 

No idea what that is but it sounds fun
So yes

Would you walk into school in just a speedo(chaz is not allowed to answer)

 

As am I not and don't suppose anyone is actually ripped and filled with large muscles everywhere, no
Would you say "Hockey sucks" to a bunch of beer and hockey lovin' Canadians in a bar?

 

I would.
"Hockey sucks. This is my opinion, if this offends you in any way please do not get angry or try to damage our relations. Thank you."
(2 ezy)
Would you eat wet douche hair? (for about infinite moneyz)

 

Yes I don't have a sense of taste

Would you belly slide down 40 flights of carpeted stairs to go on a date with Jlaw

 

Yas cus jlaw is hawt

Would you eat crocodile

 

Yes if it's been killed and cooked

Would you pants the queen of england (sorry dry/otherbrits)

 

No as I am half british.
Would you drive your car into a tree that was planted by a person you hate?

 

pfft no i would set it alight with fire

Would you lick your teachers face?

 

No, she is an evil witch.

Would you slap Barack Obama, the President of the USA?

 

No because he's so chill he'd probably slap me back then I'd get a vegetable thrown at me by michelle obama

Would you eat a pot of mac n cheese

 

Of corpse, especially if it's KFC.

Would you eat my mom?

 

That can be taken many ways, no on all parts.

Would you ski backwards naked down Mt. everest

 

I would but not naked
Would you go to the oscars and walk on the red carpet even though you arent an actor

 

I would because I'm too fabulous

Would you roll down a hill like an armadillo