Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

Hey everybody.

The forum games section is looking very sad and lonely, so I thought I'd bring back this forum game from back in the good old days of bc.

Most of you will know it as Corrupt A Wish.

Basically, for those of you who are relatively new to Bc, heres how it works.

Somebody makes a wish, e.g:
I wish for a beatboxing unicorn.
Then, the person commenting below replies with..
You get your beatboxing unicorn, except it spits everywhere and the acid in the spit dissolves your family and house.
And then that person would make their wish and so on...the chain keeps going.

Get it? Good, because i'm not very good at explaining things.

You basically corrupt other peoples wishes. ._.

Okay, I'll start it off..

I wish for a £500 gift voucher for Superdry..:3

 

Your mum puts it in with the old filing and shreds it


I wish for.... er..... hrm....................... a... flight on Concorde (British Airways kinda already ruined this though...)

 

You get your flight, But it turns out that a monkey is having a slumber party in one of the engines, and he won't let you join in. Or fly the plane. So yeah, kinda sucks to be you.

I wish for a pug.

 

You Get Your Pug But It's Family Was Taken By Humans And Refuses To Play With You. (Sure, That Works.)

I Wish For A Million Nukes For World Domination!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

You get them but they're fake plastic models that make stupid noices and red flashing lights.


I wish for nothing hehehe

 

You Get Your Nothing But It Turns Out The Box Had Something In It.

I Wish For A Pie

 

You get your penguins but when you go out to get a snack they secretly plan world domination and to kill every human so you kinda doomed the world lols

I wish for a watermelon tree.

 

You get your special anti-sleep pill but its side effects include, and are not limited to:
Dizziness, Explosive Diarrhea, Vomiting, Blood Urine, Death and Itchiness.

I wish for a flying lamborghini!

 

You get a flying Lamborghini but a alpaca hijacks it

I wish to be the richest Rainbow haired warrior EVER

 

You get your time travelling device, but the only date you can travel to is the release of Baby by Justin Bieber.
(Don't know if you're into that, tho.)

I wish for Ben n Jerry's baked alaska ice cream (aka heaven in an overpriced tub)

 

You ordered it and received but was all liquidy and disgusting looking as the ice cream melted on the way to your house/you

I wish for winter to come back exactly when I finish this reply

 

You get your sports car but it is made of legos

I wish for a platypus

 

You become the become the owner of Facebook but everyone goes back to MySpace

I wish For more Penguins "QuickSteve's"

 

You get more Penguins "Quicksteve's"

but they become corrupt and take over the world

 

I Guess I Don't Corrupt Anything Because There's No Wish Above Me.

I Wish For $1,000,000!