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I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door. I sexually identify as a Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my father, old man and my son Big hoss. One thing I've after 13 years of hormone therapy, you never know what's going to pop out of your chest. I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo enclosure. I work here with my zoo keeper and my friend, cecil the lion. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHO is gonna come over that fence
I'M SPONGEBOB SQUARRISON AND THIS IS THE KRUSTY KRAB WORK HERE WITH THE OLD CRAB AND MY FRIEND SQUID HOSS EVERYTHING IN HERE HAS SECRET SAUCE AND A PRICE ONE THING I'VE LEARNED AFTER 9 SEASONS YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT IS GONNA COME THROUGH THAT DOOR What the fuck did you just fucking say about my pawnshop, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in pawn, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret exchanges of good, and I have over 300 confirmed sales of battle toads. I am trained in gorilla pawnfare and I’m the top seller in LV. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will make you a deal with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. The best i can do is $200. You think you can get away with selling shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my old man and my son and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for what comes through that door, maggot. The sale that makes my day. You’ve got a fucking deal, kid. I can sell anything, anytime, and I can make you pay over two hundred dollars, and that’s just with my old man. Not only am I extensively trained in pawn, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my pawn store and I will use it to its full extent to empty your wallet off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what was going to come through that door, maybe you would have taken the deal. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will sell you a ground pool and you will drown in it. You've got a deal, kiddo.
Im Rick Harrison, and this is my Rick Harrison. I work here with my Rick Harrison, and my Rick Harrison, Rick Harrison. Everything in here has a Rick Harrison, and a Rick Harrison. One thing I've learned after 21 Rick Harrisons, you never know WHAT is gonna come through that Rick Harrison.
Hey everybody, I'm Guy Fieri and we're rolling out! Looking for America's greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives!
After 21 years in Flavortown, you never know what you're going to get on this trip.

I'm Bob Ross, and this is my canvas. I paint here with my camera man and my son, Big Steve. Everything on here has a mountain and some clouds. One thing I've learned after 31 seasons - you never know where I'm gonna put that happy little tree.
I am the one known as Rick Harrison and this is where I buy and sell goods in exchange for currency. I work with my male parent and my offspring, Big Hoss. And through many years of experience in my field I have learned one major lesson. You have no way of knowing who is going to enter the vicinity of this shop. I'm Hilly Clinton, and this is my White House. I work here with my old man and my son, Bernie Sanders. Everything in here has a private email server and 30 missing emails. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know how many emails you can lose .. .----. -- / .-. .. -.-. -.- / .... .- .-. .-. .. ... --- -. --..-- / .- -. -.. / - .... .. ... / .. ... / -- -.-- / .--. .- .-- -. / ... .... --- .--. .-.-.- / .. / .-- --- .-. -.- / .... . .-. . / .-- .. - .... / -- -.-- / --- .-.. -.. / -- .- -. / .- -. -.. / -- -.-- / ... --- -. --..-- / -... .. --. / .... --- ... ... .-.-.- / . ...- . .-. -.-- - .... .. -. --. / .. -. / .... . .-. . / .... .- ... / .- / ... - --- .-. -.-- / .- -. -.. / .- / .--. .-. .. -.-. . .-.-.- / --- -. . / - .... .. -. --. / .. .----. ...- . / .-.. . .- .-. -. . -.. / .- ..-. - . .-. / ..--- .---- / -.-- . .- .-. ... / -....- / -.-- --- ..- / -. . ...- . .-. / -.- -. --- .-- / .-- .... .- - / .. ... / --. --- -. -. .- / -.-. --- -- . / - .... .-. --- ..- --. .... / - .... .- - / -.. --- --- .-. .-.-.- I'm Rick Harrison, and this is Sparta. I work here with the FitnessGram Pacer Test and my son, Dat Boi. Everything in here has a fresh Pepe and an every-level-except-physical form. One thing I've learned after 9,001 years - you never know what is gonna pingas through that weed. IM BILLY MAYES AND THIS IS MY BLOODY OXI-CLEAN STAND. I WORK HERE WITH MY OLD MAN, MR. CLEAN, AND MY SON, BARRY B. BENSON. EVERYTHING HERE HAS STAIN REMOVING POWERS.. AND A LARGE PRICE. ONE THING IVE LEARNED AFTER 21 YEARS- YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIQUID WILL RUIN YOUR CARPET/CLOTHES/ETC NEXT hey b0ss itsa Francis of the Filth an dis my prank shop. I work wit da pink guy and The Dark Lord, Chin-Chin. everything in here is mad pranks bro. after 8 years i see da one thing: you never know when you gonna get PRANKED! U JUST GOT PRANKED in the arms of an angel Ich bin Rick Harrison. Das ist mein Pfand. Ich arbeite hier mit meinem Sohn, dass mein Vater und Biguhossu. Es hat eine Geschichte und den Preis an alles drin. Ich habe gelernt, eine Sache nach zwei elften Jahr - man weiß ja nie, was durch die Tür kommen wird.


If you are reading this you made it this far! I'm done but feel free to put your version

 

if i were to die from meme overdose it would probably happen because of this thread

 

I'm MacMeBenny, and this is my minecraft server. I work here with my old man and my son, Chaz. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 4 years - you never know WHEN you'll get demoted for being inactive.