The person above you appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

Id ask for a refund

 

I'll offer you some delicious seafood noodles~

 

I'd eat all your noodles

 

I'll exterminate you,
Gashadokuro

 

Call you a weeb

 

I'll invite you to the SAUSAGE FEST

 

I'll decline

 

I'll cry v.v

 

I'd throw a tissue box at you at full force to make you
A. SHUT UP
B. Stop crying.

 

Give a 4 hour speech on why throwing tissue boxes at people is bad and force you to listen and stay awake the whole way trough.
Then, youd be forced to take a test, seeing if you have payed attention. If you didnt answer enough questions, i would give the speech again, and the cycle would continue till you got a perfect score.

 

SHIKIEIKI YAMAXANADU MUCH!

And I'll make you stare into my Lunatic Red Eyes

 

*john
Id stare into my eyes somehow

 

YOU DON'T GET THE REFERENCE OML FML V.V


And I'll offer you some tea and noodles

 

NOBODY DOES!!!11!!HAPPYFACE
I would gladly accept the treats

 

I'd apologise to Cirno, and ask for some food too. (Can someone else pop in too?)

 

I'll still hit you with my Gohei

 

I'd check your sig and start playing "You see me rolling"

 

I would be disappointed
Bad meme

 

I'll bring some memes along

 

I would remove a couple of overplayed memes.