The person above you appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

I'll show you the snake tattoo on my arm

 

I'd throw a brick in your face

 

I'll inject some of the insuline from the fridge at home into you

 

I'll completely eliminate access to any anime or memes from you.

 

I'll completely eliminate any form of hockey from your life

 

I'll start sleeping with clothes on

 

to be honest I would join you

 

I'd probably also stare in utter confusion to you.

 

hex them, bye sis

 

I'll just scream "SEIGA NO!", then place a piece of paper on your head, then run away


All hail Touhou jokes

 

pee on them

 

"I didnt order that pizza"

 

I would pity John

 

I would scream and then punch you

 

Invite you for a nice dinner

 

I would uninstall and delete all your undertale items/game and take away Gravity Falls from you for life somehow.

 

-sigh- I'd fucking kill you

 

I'll scream "WELCOME TO THE SAUSAGE FEST!!!"

 

I'd take away your anime

 

I'll serve your head on a plate