The person above you appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

The title is explanatory, but if you don't know:

FatherFan: I'm the starter!

Kashers: I would slap him and beat him to a pulp.

Quicksteve: I would fire him from staff.

DustyAshton: I would insert green into his lungs.

Please remember to keep it pg-13, hopefully...

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I would fight the person above me, but they don't exist! I'm at the top!

 

Eat a bunny for breakfast.

 

I'd uinstall Undertale.

 

I'd stop you from screaming by placing a pillow firmly between your cheeks. I would then continue to carefully duct tape together your lips, as well as tie up your hands and legs via a long black rope. Next, I would carry your tied-up body into the backseat of a white van, and take you across country, where I would erase your memory and you would serve me as a cashier at a family owned Chinese take-out place, which also sells Ice Cream as a side-business.

 

Explain the fall of the Roman Empire.

(also, your response to TNT is oddly specific.)

 

I may or may not be thinking about what I'd do if I met TNT 100% all the time every day 24/7. :')

Delete anything anime from your life. Literally, all of it.

 

Perform an exorcism.