Pick up lines

@Gleba There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

 

Honestly the best pick up line ever:

 

You can fall from a tree, you can fall from a cliff, but you should be falling in love with me.

 

COUGH RUBIK'S CUBE LEARN HOW TO FRKICNG SPELL
and that doesn't actually happen -.-
it gets easier to play with???
so play a fucking rubik's cube be4 u make shit pickup lines

 

You hate me, I adore you, you correct me, I love you. jk

 

You heard it here first guys, the only planets ever are Mercury, Venus, the Earth , Mars , Jupiter , Saturn , Neptune & Uranus !
The Kepler series of planets are all government propaganda!

 

Just like the odds of me finished your wall before this weekend.

Edit: here's an okay pickup line
Are you from heaven because you look like an angel

 

I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

 

"/pickup" on Creative should use all of these TBH

 

NO

 

JUST LET THIS THREAD DIE ALREADY XD

 

NEVER

 

oh boy my turn of the pickup line

hey gurl did it hurt when you fell from heaven
cause your face reeks of concrete
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uhh
concrete evidence that youre beautiful

 

"hey bb did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" "I crawled up from Hell, so no"

 

"How many planets are there?"
"9. Why?"
"Well there will be 8 after in done with Uranus"

 

Shit I'm early....umm gotta make a joke fast....

INTERCOURSE!!!