Confusing confessions

-r hair b/c it's rlly soft

i like to stalk you on social media...

 

just so i can spam like you to make you feel more positive! :d<3

i like to lick people
(good luck getting out of this one)

 

on the forums because their post was funny/cool/omg/gud/wow

i have skeletons in my closet b/c

 

i have a poster of sans and papyrus on the inside of my closet.

i own a vast array of toxins and lethal poisons

 

...for my science project (lmao what type of science class is that !!! pls let me join)

I show my other friends your...

 

pet panda b/c it is fab

i look at you like this b/c

 

I put ketchup on scrambled eggs.

I'm angry at you because...

 

You are not grasping the concept of this game.

I twiddle my fingers in...

 

sand b/c it feels good

i went to the bathroom because

 

my pants get wet.

the mail was late because I

 

needed instructions on how to play the game

i peed in

 

a bottle when I went camping.

I bought you some...

 

... Anime!


I love to turn you on...

 

The 6th step of our dance rehearsals!

I fiddle with

 

... Your hair!


Sorry I fucked you...

 

....over with my diabolical plan.

I lick your...

 

...popsicle because I want some.

I love to insert my fingers in your...

 

you keep tickling me

i hit u because