Confusing confessions

Hello.
What you do here is simple
You say a weirdish confession like

"I touch myself"

But then the next person tries to make it seem innocent and justified like

"When im scratching my back"

And also they include their own confession.

So, lets start with this one again

I touch myself...

 

... When there's Nutella on my finger.


I sit on you...

 

when you become a chair?

I LIKE TO PUNCH PEOPLES ASSES WHEN

 

... BITCHES ARE AROUND!

I love to fuck...

 

...around and do nothing all day


Every monday i ...

 

... Go to school!


I love to look at you...

 

when you show me your photo album!

i always imagine us doing things together...

 

... Like, homework


I love to smell you...

 

..When you apply that fancy perfume.

I like to mess around..

 

With me dog

I drew you...

 

... To practise my drawing skills (duh)


I undressed you...

 

by helping you to take your jacket off, since the radiators always seem to be turned up too high.
(that was really hard lmao)

i pin you up against the wall...

 

To avoid a speeding car coming right for you!

I watch you sleep...

 

to make sure you're okay, after all you do have a concussion.

I love it when no one can see what I'm doing...

 

because I love planning surprise parties!

I stole your clothes..

 

To see what size you were so I could buy you some merch that fits
:d

i always love undressing,,,
(sorry lmfao)

 

...manikins just to redress them because I like to switch up their looks.

I take pictures of you when you aren't looking because...

 

I comb my hair for no reason.

I eat your car cause...

 

it always soothes my appetite.

i like to feel you