Since I never got a say a speech once I received my "Most Enlightening Player" award, I decided to say it on the forums. (I find it ironic that I didn't get to say my speech since speeches tend to be enlightening) *clears throat* Thank you everyone for making this day possible. I can't believe I have the honor to stand before you holding this major achievement, and it's all thanks to you. I enjoy getting to share my wisdom with all you small children, and I'm talking to you, Jimmy! And while I'm up here, I figured I'd share a little enlightenment with you all... Life is like a "Choose your own ending book", I know you've all read them, they're pretty cool. But anyways, in life you've got to make some decisions which will decide whether or not you get to have a purple pet unicorn or end up burning alive with your horde of little dead babies behind you. Life is also like a lemon, because when life gives you lemons, it's usually sour... and that is why you squirt it in your eyes and become blind... I KNOW I KNOW, CALM DOWN, I MAY HAVE JUST GIVEN AWAY LIFE'S SECRET, BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE IF YOU TRUST ME OR NOT!!!!! AHHHH WELL THANK YOU MY LITTLE LOVERS AND ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE <3333 this is exactly how I imagine it.
I would like to express my deepest hate 4 u lol love for you because I really do hate love you. Lmao jk You're great dusty, and congrats
