CreationIn the beginning, when Leo created BuildCraftia, and BuildCraftia was without players or community, with darkness over the abyss and a mighty wind sweeping over the waters. Then Leo said: Let there be players, and there were players. Leo saw that the players were good. Leo then separated the players from the darkness. Leo called the players "staff," and the darkness he called "Zach." Evening came, and morning followed-the first day. Then Leo said: Let there be a dome in the middle of the waters, to separate one body of water from the other. Leo made the dome, and it separated the water below the dome from the water above the dome. And so it happened. Leo called the dome "sky." Evening came, and morning followed-the second day. Then Leo said: Let the water under the sky be gathered into a single basin, so that the dry land may appear. And so it happened: the water under the sky was gathered into its basin, and dry land appeared. Leo called the dry land, "creative," and the basin of water he called, "survival." Leo saw that it was good. Then Leo said: Let the creative server bring forth plots: every kind of plot that bears skin contests and every kind of bigplot that bears DTC maps with its blocks in it. And so it happened: the creative server brought forth plots: every kind of plot that bears skin contests and every kind of bigplot that bears DTC maps with its blocks in it. Leo saw it was good. Evening came, and morning followed-the third day. Then Leo said: Let there be lights in the dome of the sky, to separate penguins from Zach. Let them mark the eras, the days and the years, and serve as lights in the dome of the sky, to illuminate the creative server. And so it happened: Leo made the two great lights, the AZZA and the Jessie, the greater one to govern the day, and the lesser one to govern the night. Leo saw that it was good. Evening came, and morning followed-the fourth day. Then Leo said: Let the survival server teem with a minimal players, and on the creative server let players roam beneath the dome of the sky. Leo made all the great sea monsters, and all kinds of crawling living players with which the survival server barely has, and all kinds of winged skins. Leo saw that it was good, and Leo blessed them, saying: be fertile, invite your friends, and fill the survival server; and let the skins fill the creative server. Evening came, and morning followed-the fifth day. Then Leo said, Let the creative server bring forth every kind of build, skin contests, mansions, pixel art, arenas, churches, hotels, and every kind of spam plot. And so it happened: Leo made every kind of build, skin contests, mansions, pixel art, arenas, churches, hotels, roleplays, every kind of spam plot. Leo saw that it was good. Then Leo said: Let us make a community in our image, after our likeness. Let them have power over the builds, the skin contests, the mansions, all the pixel arts, all the arenas, the churches, the hotels, the spam plots, and the roleplays. Leo created the community in his image; in the image of Leo he created them; players he made them. Leo blessed them and Leo said to them; be fruitful and invite your friends, fill the server slots, and control it. Have dominion over your builds, your skin contests, your mansions, your pixel arts, arenas, churches, hotels, spam plots, and roleplays. Leo also said: See, I give you every plot on the server, and the server is to be the source of your fun. and to all the builds on the server, it is all for your taking. And so it happened. Leo looked at everything he had made, and found it very good. Evening came, and morning followed-the sixth day. Thus BuildCraftia had been completed. On the seventh day Leo completed the work he had been doing; he rested on the seventh day from all the coding work he had undertaken. Leo blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it was the day that the most players would be on BuildCraftia. This is the story of BuildCraftia at its creation. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Creation, Player and Player This is the story of BuildCraftia at its creation. When Leo made the server, there were no builds on the plots, for Leo had not sent skyblock's rain upon creative and there were no players to till the server with farms on a creative server, but a stream was welling up out of the earth and water all the surface of the ground- then Leo formed the first player out of the dirt blocks of the ground, and blew into his nostrils the icy breath of life, and the player became activated. Leo planted a garden in spawn, in the center of the creative server, and placed there the first player whom he had formed. Out of the blocks Leo made grow every build that was delightful to look at, and the greatest source of fun, with the tree of greatest detail in the middle of the garden and with the tree of knowledge of good and Arcadia. A river rises in the spawn to water the garden; beyond there it divides and becomes four branches. The name of the first is DTC; is is the one where the most blood is spilled, in Avalanche, where there is gold. The gold on Avalanche is good; Much clay is also there. The name of the second river is Paintball. It is the one with the most competitive players, and winds through all the land of Tale of Two Cities. The name of the third river is called Domination; it is the one most dry, for the Domination maps are all desert. The fourth river is called Skyblock. Leo then took the player and settled him in the spawn garden, to cultivate and care for it. Leo gave the man this order: You are free to build on any of the builds of the spawn garden, except the build with the tree of knowledge of good and Arcadia. From that build you shall not build; and you shall die. Leo said: It is not good for the player to be alone. I will make a helper suited to him. So Leo formed out of the ground all the skins, and he brought them to the man to see what he would call them; whatever the man called each skin was then its name. The man gave names to all the skins, but none proved to be a helper suited to the man. So Leo cast a deep sleep on the man, and while he was asleep, he took out one of his pixels and closed up its place with skin pixels. Leo then built the rib that he had taken from the player into another player. When he had brought the player to the other, the man said: This one, at least, is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh.This one shall be called "Bubbles," for out of me this one has been popped. That is why a player leaves his community and clings to his spouse, and the two of them became one skin. The two players were both default skins, yet they felt no shame. This is the story of the creation of BuildCraftia. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Disobedience to the Penguin Now Zach was the most cunning of all the players that Leo had made. He asked the player, "Did Leo really say, 'You shall not have fun in all of the builds in the server?'?" The woman answered Zach: "We may have fun with all the builds on the server; it is only about the fruit of the build in the middle of the server that Leo said, 'You shall not have fun with it or even build on it, or else you will be banned.'" But Zach said to the player," "You certainly will not get banned! Leo knows well that when you have fun with it your pixelized eyes will be opened and you will be like staff, who know good and evil. The player saw that the build was good for a skin contest, and pleasing to the eyes, and the build was desirable for gaining wisdom. So she took some of the blocks and had fun with it, and she also gave some to the other player, and he had fun with it. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew that they were default skins, so they sewed spruce leaves together and made skins for themselves. When they heard the sound of Leo walking about in the garden at the breezy time of day, the player and his wife hid themselves from Leo among the builds of the server. Leo then called to the player and asked him: Where are you? He answered, "I heard you in the garden; but I was afraid, because I was a default skin, so I hid." Then Leo asked: Who told you that you were a default skin? Have you had fun with the tree of which I had forbidden you to not have fun in? The player replied, "The other player whom you put here with me- she gave me blocks from the tree, so I ate it." Leo then asked the other player: What is this you have done? The other player answered, "Zach tricked me, so I ate it." Then Leo said to Zach, Because you have done this, cursed are you among all the players, survival or creative, On your feet you shall writh and dust you shall eat all the Minecraft days of your life. I will put hate between you and the players, and between your supporters and hers; They will strike at your pixelized head, while you strike at their shoes. To the woman he said: I will intensify your toil on the server; in drama you shall bring forth pain. Yet your urge shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you. To the man he said: Because you listened to your wife and had fun with the tree about which I had commanded you, You shall not have fun with it. Cursed is the dirt blocks because of you! In toil you shall eat its yield on skyblock, and on survival. Cobwebs and Ice Spikes it shall bear for you, and you shall eat the grass blocks of the firld. By the pixelized sweat of your brow, you shall eat bread, Until you return to the ground, from which you were taken, For you are dust, and dust you shall return. The player gave his wife the name "Bubbles" because she was the grandmother of all the players. Leo made for the man and his wife garments of pixels, with which he clothed them. Then Leo said: See! The man has become like one of us, knowing good and Arcadia! Now what if he also reaches out his pixel hand to take fruit from the build of exceeding fun, and has fun with it, and has eternal fun, forever? Leo therefore banished him from the spawn garden, to till the skyblocked ground from which he had been taken. He expelled the player, stationing the Miner and the fiery bow of DTC east of the garden of Eden, to guard the way to the tree of exceeding fun. ________________________________________________________________________________________ Years later...In the beginning was the Penguin, and the Penguin was with Leo. and the Penguin was Leo.The Penguin was in the beginning with Leo. All things came to be through the Penguin, and without the Penguin nothing came to be. What came to be through the community was fun, and this fun was the light of the community. the light shines in Zach,and Zach has not overcome it. A man named Fan was sent from Leo. He came for testimony, to testify to the light, so that all may have fun through him. He was not the light, but came to testify to the light, The true light, which enlightens everyone, was coming into the world. He was in the world, and the server came to be through him,but the server did not know him. He came to what was his own, but his own people did not accept him. But to those who did accept him he gave power to become the community, to those who had fun in his name, who were born not by natural generation nor by player choice nor by a player's decision but Leo's. And the Penguin became pixels and made their dwelling among us, and we saw his glory, the glory of Leo's only son, full of ice and truth.________________________________________________________________________________________ This is satire, not actually to be used. Will be continued soon. (Genesis, Chapter 1-2:1-25, and John 1,1:14 inclusive NABRE) (If you guys want me to convert a random biblical section in here, please comment the verse(s))
aaaa you deleted the old thread my licks are gone D: let me repost Leo saw it was good so he penguin approved it.
Leo creates all of the server. He also creates all of us. He also creates the first people, Temp and Bubbles. Fastforward a couple thousand years, Leo's son, aka Penguin comes down in ice and truth.
You need to do Noah's Arc on here. Also, do the story of Jesus & the Tax Collector (Bins = Tax Collector(?)) EDIT; Double Post; Pls Merge
