Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a server called BC In an old cardboard box born and raised On the streets were where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And people shootin some people outside of my home When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my alleyway I got in one little fight and my rat got scared He said 'squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak BC' I begged and pleaded with him day after day But he packed my box and sent me on my way He gave me a sniffle and then he gave me wink. I put my hat on and said, 'I might as well walk it'. First class, man this is nice! Drinking champagne, using Old Spice Is this what the people of BC living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're crafting, building, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this fat rat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of BC Well, I arrived and no one was here So I decided to sit and have a cold ice beer I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Don't have the cash' I pulled up to the server about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the staff 'Yo welcome me bich' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of BC BROUGHT TO YOU BY: lolidontknowwhyloveme™
