25 facts about Napkin

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  1. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

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    1. Napkin's outfit was inspired by 4 different clothing articles.

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    His hat is the DGK I love haters hat but then I realized I reversed the purple and blue colorations.
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    His t-shirt took on the colors and cosmic value of this shirt by ELDON

    He wears blue jeans I'm pretty sure you know what blue jeans look like.

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    And he wears a pair of black and white Vans.

    2.Napkins clothing was bought at the thrift store by Jeremy after stating "public nudity is a criminal offense" as Napkin was to be walking around naked for the first 2 episodes of 8-ball.

    3.Although he has no official height as of now, Napkin is supposed to stand somewhere between 2.5'-3.0', making him the shortest main character.

    4. The government of BC monitors Napkin's activity to make sure he doesn't try taking over the planet or abducting people or something of typical alien nature.

    5. Napkin has no gender, but is still referred to as male, and he also holds the personality and probably voice of one.

    6.Napkin is gynephillic, meaning he has an attraction to females.

    7. Napkin doesn't have any sexual organs to be capable of breeding or even desire to participate in sexual activities, but still continues to dream about doing so strong as ever.

    8. Napkin's sexually driven personality is the direct result of Gam dropping him as a pool ball into her cleavage, after knocking someone out by using the 8-ball as a projectile, for a quick way to hide the evidence that she was the one who knocked him out.

    9. Napkin's legal name is "Bi-star #8"

    10. His name comes from him being the 8-ball from the Bi-star rack.

    11. You can tell Napkin is from the Bi-star rack because he has 2 star designs on his chest. (I typically call them his nipples cause that's smack what they look like.)

    12. Napkin's occupation back at home was working in the Starred Bodyguards. This included the Uni-star, Bi-star, and Tri-star racks. These 48 pool Ballians were to remain close to their creators to protect them from present danger.

    13. Every single one of Napkin's brothers, many pool balls from other racks, and Gam want to kick him out of the Pool Ball Society.

    14. The original intent for Napkin was to have him much taller, but I figured if you saw a tall lanky alien it would be really creepy, so I went to proceed with this cuter smaller design.

    15. Napkin is banned from practically every public area in BC, either from fear of him, or a result of an offense he commited, and he has to be snuck everywhere.

    16. Napkin did not obtain his star magic until he came into close proximity of earth. Back at home he did not have any magical abilities at all. His power is reminiscent of Elip's.

    17. Napkin crash landed into Remmi's farm in Fieldston Settlement North Carolina, a few miles south of her actual house. She found him after being awoken by his vibrant purple flash that emerged from the crater he produced. She accidentally fell asleep in the barn at the time.

    18. Napkin is oblivious to the fact that Remmi does not like him, and only keeps him in her house because he's the reason Kash and Jeremy live at the house, and they provide a steady income for Remmi to pay off her house and her farm.

    19. The first time Remmi, Jeremy, and Kash encountered Napkin, all three were not hesitant to attempt to inflict harm on him.

    20. Napkin has to sit in a car seat, wear childrens clothing, and commit to other child normalities because of his size. He is typically picked on and tends to be pushed around by other characters as they use his shortness to their advantage.

    21. The initial tension between Napkin and the other characters would almost imeadeately lighten up with male characters, but drag on with female characters.

    22. Napkin prefers touching and harrassing Dusty as opposed to other female characters, much to Kash's annoyance.


    23. Napkin cannot swim because his head is far denser than water. While it's impossible for him to drown since he doesn't breathe, he will sink and not be able to assist himself back up.

    24. Napkin is extremely afraid of Gam's attitude problems, but continues to challenge her authority anyway. He will then proceed to cower behind Elip, resulting in a "playing mommy against daddy" situation.

    25. Napkin is called Napkin because of the punishment for disobedient Pool Ballians, "Napkin Dabbing" (I'm not gonna reveal anything about it but it's humiliating af)
     
    Last edited: Jan 14, 2016
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  2. Bins

    Bins Well-Known Member

    Interesting, very interesting :>.
     
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  3. Mipsu

    Mipsu Well-Known Member

    k...
     
  4. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    True story
     
  5. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Wow. Thank you so much
     
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  6. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    I can sense the sarcasm no?
     
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  7. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Ah, such lovely facts :>
     
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  8. Remmi

    Remmi Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    you monk
     
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  9. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    See, i'm a helpful fellow like that since napkin is so nice :D
     
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  10. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Me? Using sarcasm? Never.
     
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  11. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    ELDON...
    ELDOON...
    !
    ELDOON - NOODLE
    Whoa our comics take place in the same universe now
    What what
    Definitive proof right there boiii.
     
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  12. Bubbles

    Bubbles Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I have a new understanding.
     
  13. Kaiziieee

    Kaiziieee Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    *makes movie about napkin's backstory*
     
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  14. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    An anime would be better c;
     
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  15. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    DON'T MAKE ME CRINGE
     
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  16. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    A caroon would fit Napkin better.
     
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  17. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    ANIME IS ALWAYS BETTER
     
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  18. Kaiziieee

    Kaiziieee Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    NOPLS
     
  19. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    YESPLZ, BAKA!
     
  20. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    No anime on my property!
     
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