While you were posing for the picture in your signature, the bat next to you took your stone sword and killed you with it.
You realised that in your signature you actually skinned your face of for the photo so then the rest of your body screamed in agony of your skinned face and eventually you bleed out
The grass in your signature grew really fast and turned into big green tentacles and they grabbed you and choked you to death.
You angered the gods and they banished you for eternity listening to rick Astley and slowly dying a painful death as JustinBieber is stabbing your arm slowly
