If I owned Buildcraftia!

Discussion in 'Stories' started by NapkinDabber, Nov 15, 2015.

  1. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    If I owned Buildcraftia,
    You'd start to call me King!
    And hailing the mighty 8-ball
    would become a normal thing!

    If I owned BuildCraftia,
    You all would be my slaves!
    And work and work and work
    Until you're put into your graves!

    And inside my kingdom,
    We have a special place,
    For stinky, stoopid, blue haired girls
    who are cute in the face!

    They'll give me lotsa romance
    And lotsa luv!
    They'll smooch my feet and gimme treats,
    And give me good back rubs!

    They'll bow to me, And worship me,
    And all will be my queen!
    And if they do say otherwise
    I'll ban em for being mean!

    And if I die, they will all cry,
    But the kingdom will not fall!
    Cause I will phone, up to the throne
    Another Billiard Ball!

    If I owned BuildCraftia,
    All would go my way!
    Penguins, People, Pets, and Girls
    There would be no ESCAAAAAAY(pe)!
     
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  2. Remmi

    Remmi Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    if you owned buildcraftia you would rename it to buildcrapia because you made it smell worse than it does now
     
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  3. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Wow
     
  4. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    *tear* truly beautiful
     
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  5. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    How bootyful :>
     
  6. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    If I owned buildcraftia, all penguins would be replaced by white squares
     
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  7. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    If I owned BC, everything would be TOUHOU-FIED YYYYEEEAAAAHHHHHH !!! ouo TuT
     
  8. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    If I owned BuildCraftia, I'd probably instill religious tolerance on all levels.

    Anyways, very beautiful, Napkin, keep up the good work
     
  9. Bins

    Bins Well-Known Member

    If I owned BuildCraftia, I'd take all your shit and make you all homeless. :>
     
  10. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    i cri
     
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  11. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    if only I owned it....
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  12. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    If I owned Buildcraftia, you would all be in a cooking competition as my username is "the_gordonramsay" temporarily
     
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  13. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    Can I be part of this room full of girls? Not like one of the girls. But... you know.
     
  14. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    What does that have to do with anything
     
  15. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    Didn't you read it? A room full of girls that worship Napkin. So I want to be part of Napkin's thing, but not be the one worshiping him, I want to be the one being worshiped.
     
  16. TheREALPyroYT

    TheREALPyroYT Member

    If I owned BuildCraftia I would make it a fallout 4 server and we would have ingame mods and stuff! but you wouldn't need the mods
     
  17. HestiaMinecraft

    HestiaMinecraft Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    so fallout 4 pluginsz
     
  18. TheREALPyroYT

    TheREALPyroYT Member

    yas
     

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