Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You get it but Mickey Mouse Rebels to the idea and decides to declare war on you. (Perfect, isn't it)

I wish for a pet rock

 

You get a pet pebble

I wish for racism to end

 

Racism ends, but due to humanity's extinction.
Pool ball people and white squares prevail!

I wish for everyone to have a great christmas.

 

Everyone had a great Christmas but time reset itself and Santa died so no more Christmas
I wish for a caveman

 

You get a caveman but he/she runs away because he/she's scared of you

I wish for a Christmas present

 

You get a Christmas present but inside is a poopoo
I wish for life

 

You get life for 1 second but then you die after.

I wish for a Christmas tree

 

You get a nicely decorated Christmas tree with presents underneath, and no, it's not falling on you.

...
..well, it is currently burning quite severely...
...
But hey, the fire is kinda pretty?

I wish for a perpetum mobile.

 

you get the mobile, but you drop it in the toilet and when you retrieve it you get electrocuted to death
-x-
i wish for more baubles
（‐＾▽＾‐）

 

You get bubbles instead of baubles.

I wish for clean fresh water

 

You get some clean, fresh water, but I accidentally spill some good ol' sulfuric acid in there. I am so sorry, I was doing chemistry!
I wish to have never spilt the sulfuric acid in your water.

 

Oh you and your sulphuric acid.
Turns out you never spilt it in there.
But it also turns out that she spilled some water into your acid!
And like that it lost its potency....

I wish for a dream

 

You get a dream, but then it turns into a horrible nightmare that doesn't stop, even when you wake up. You evenually die because you were driven insane.

I wish for no homework

 

You get 100 pages of (insert your least favorite subject here)

I wish for a better drawing tablet

 

You get a better drawing tablet.
By better I mean you can now draw such amazing thing which have the same caliber as my paint doodles.
What a good deal.

I wish for even more rocks

 

You get 10 extra rocks to add to your rock collection but a 5 year old kid comes and takes all of the rocks in your collection.

I wish for $1,000

 

You get $1.000 but the world blows up before you can spend it
I wish for Iron-Man to watch me bathe in cheese

 

Instead of Iron-Man watching you bathe in cheese, Spider-Man watches you like a stalker bc why not

I wish for anything

 

You get anything but turns out that anything is the dead carcass of yourself in 50 years
I wish for money

 

You get your money and it causes stock market inflation.

I wish to watch the nightsky.