Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You get a non evil furby but it becomes corrupted by the evils of capitalist america and sues you for trying to own another sentient being and begns its own furby rights movement to eliminate racism against furbies in the world

I wish to live forever

 

You live forever, make many friends trough your life, watch their kids grow up, them die, their kids die. Eventually the sun explodes and everything you knew and cared for was eradicated, everything but yourself. You want to succumb to the loneliness and to the boredom but can't, you have no way to. The universe eventually ends with you just being there. The only thing that exists... Forever...



I wish for a sausage.

 

You get your sausage but it is uneatable and stays perfectly cooked forever just out of your reach

I wish for a dog

 

A truck kills the dog, the day you get it :c

I wish to be able to get everything from my fav store C:

 

You go to your favorite store on Black Friday but everything is sold out so you end up getting nothing.

I wish to go to London!

 

You go to London!!!



The one in Texas.



I wish for gravy

 

You get gravy but it spills on the floor once you get it.

I wish for more coffeeeeeee that's not poisoned

 

You get the coffee, but there's salt in it MUAHAHAHAHA

I wish for some Touhou merch C;

 

you get the Touhou merch but its cheap and falls apart.

I want to be a architect when I grow up.

 

You'll be an architect, but it wasn't what you expected it to be.

I wish for a Touchpad

 

you get your touchpad, but you loose the charger and never can use it again.

I want a trip to vegas.

 

BTW I love salty stuff so ya

You go to Las Vegas, New Mexico instead of Las Vegas, Nevada.

I wish that In-N-Out won't have really really really long lines

 

'in-N-out' has shorter lines, but the in-n-out lines are made out of babies and drunk middle aged men.

i wish for more festivity (merry Christmas)

 

I can't corrupt a festive wish...
Everything is decorated nicely for the upcoming holiday, everything's lined with the best kinda snow, and everyone is happy.
Oh wait the corrupt part of this game huh?
Someone maybe gets injured... Zapped by a stray cable of lights... No, not someone you know and care for, that would be too mean for Christmas.

I wish fore more rocks.

 

You get the rocks but they are falling from the sky and heading towards your head


I wish for a NVidia graphics card.

 

You get the graphics card but when it arrives it's broken

I wish that Christmas would be moved to December 18

 

Your wish comes true but on that day Santa is drunk and he passes out condoms instead of presents
I wish for a new hope

 

You get your new hope, but it is shattered under the dead hopes and dreams of others, and it will forever suffer eternal pain in the pits of the darkest and worst alleys. -Wish corrupted-

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

Here's your wi---PHYCE

I want to be a eagle.

 

You get to be an eagle but your an EXTREMELY bald eagle and you cant fly cuz u have no feathers

I wish for a Disneyland in my backyard