Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You get your Earl grey tea, but it's actually pee from bladder infected whales.

I wish for my softball pitching to be not- terrible xD

 

Your softball pitching is so good that whenever you throw a ball it flies 50 miles away.

I wish for a good pop song
Oh wait that won't ever happen

 

You get your good pop song, but it cost 1000000 dollars to listen to.

I wish for unlimited happiness

 

HAPPINESS OVERLOAD!!!

I wish for Miko No Toyosatomimi to give me access to Senkai ovo)/

 

You gain access but it's after everyone else

I wish for a car

 

You get it, but the car's old, and got the colors that you hate

I wish for some art supplies ouo

 

You get the art supplies but it's all broken and it's Crayola

I wish for non-expired snacks that are yummy

 

You get frshly made snacks, theyre very yummy. But turns out that youre allergic to the ingriedients, theres poison inside, and a deadly amoeba that slowly deteriorates your brain.

I wish for cheaper lapis lazuli.

 

Lapis lazuli becomes cheaper but much rarer

I wish for the ability to run super fast

 

You get the ability to run fast, faster than sanic, faster than the flash, faster than light itself. Wait a moment, wouldnt the mass of an object travelling that fast become infinite, and therefore the power moving it, infinite too? Congratulations, you became a theoretical black hole, you destroyed everything.
Theoretically of course.

I wish for an inside out banana.

 

You get a normal banana that's not inside out.

I want something or nothing

 

You get a box of nothing, but you realise the box is something, so you got both.

I wish for a notebook for sketches

 

You get a notebook but there's no sketches inside

I wish for copic markers

 

You get Copics, but they don't work.

I wish for another sketchbook

 

You get a sketchbook but all the pages are torn out.

I wish for copic markers that work

 

You get one copic marker from eBay but then it turns out it is actually a colourless blender.

I wish for a white Christmas.

 

You get a white Christmas but they lock yu up for racism.
Also the following day, coal falls from the sky.

I wish for loads of snow, but loads as in not loads that it'll kill people

 

You get loads and loads of snow but you get trapped in your house and die because reasons.

I wish for a skinny notebook that has infinite pages.

 

You get it but it's actually the death note book and you can only write your name

I wish for the ability to play any instrument as well as a pro

 

You are able to play the instruments as a pro...
...medical instruments.
You "play" your instruments a couple of times during surgeries and then you're taken into prison for murder or something.


I wish for a not evil, not staring into your soul, not bad Furby.