Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You get it, but you can now only read too fast, and you hate it.

I wish for time to watch Anime...

 

You get a minute before you run out of time

I wish my favourite animes would post more episodes in one week

 

They post 1 episode everyday for 1 week, than they start posting 1 episode every month.

I wish I had a flying magicial unicorn that poops out nyan cats.

 

You get it, but it dies.

I wish for more Touhou Memes.

 

You'll drown in 'em.

I wish for some Asian Food.

 

You get Asian food, but it turns out that it's my ramen, after which I steal it back.

I wish for nothing.

 

Your box of nothing arrives at your doorstep, but then you realise the box is something.

I SHALL MEET ALEX HIRSCH!

 

You think you meet him, but it's really just a dead body and you go to jail for killing him even though you didn't.

I wish for more muffins

 

You don't get your muffins.

;(

 

You didn't wish for shit boi

I wish for tables

 

Your tables arrive on the spot, the spot you're standing on. Therefore they squish you.

I wish for ravioli pocketoli

 

You get it, but you get sick of it.

I wish for Reimu's Gohei, Ofuda, and flying turtle.

 

You get them but the flying turtle flies away with Reimu's Gohei and the Ofuda.

I wish for infinite sausage pizza from Pizza Hut that will never make me fat and never run out :>

 

Turns out Pizza Hut pizza tastes like shit.

I WISH TO BE IMMORTAL!

 

You become immortal but die anyway from Domino's Pizza.

Pizza Hut does not taste like shit okay piss off Pizza Hut Hater

I wish that every book I got from the library was new.

 

You realise that you need old books to finish your Homework.

I wish for more amazing landscape on Minecraft-Servers, lol.

 

Denied scrub

More memes

 

Memes get erased from existence, skrub.

I wish for Homework to not exist.

 

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get good scrub

 

"ERROR, there was no match".

I wish for some actual good McD, lmao.