Two people walk into a bar. The first person says, "Can I have H2O?" The second person says, "Can I have H2O too?" The second guy dies. :>
YOU'RE SO BAD, IT WAS A SCIENCE JOKE DUMMY! My joke: C, E Flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry no minors." lol I don't think anyone will get that
Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says "Sorry, we don't allow Higgs Boson." Higgs Boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"
Actually, the only thing you need for a valid, licit mass, is a validly ordained and licit priest, an altar, a corporal, candles, unleavened bread, wine, with a small amount of water mixed it, and a chalice with a paten, or any other substitute. Anyways, the joke is: Putin.
My turn to make corny cheesy jokes. Here goes. What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño bussiness! What do you call a midget fortune teller that kills her customers? A small medium at large! Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs? Cause they always take things literally! The dyslexic devil worshipped accidentally sold his soul to Santa How to kill vegan vampires? With a steak to the heart! A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. How does NASA organise their parties? They planet! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Cause the "P" is silent! What kinda shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! What time is it when you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie! Why can't a bike stand on its own? Cause it's two tired! I went to an emotional wedding recently. Even the cake was in tiers. How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. Learn sign language, it's very handy. I started a band called "1000 Megabytes", but we haven't got a gig yet. Dwarves and midgets have very little in common. How do you make holy water? You boiled the hell out of it. I'm done.
Actually everyone gets it, cause we were learning about elements and compounds and stuff like that And my friend told me, not from a BuzzFeed video :3
A programmer's wife asks him to go grocery shopping. She says, "Get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with 12 loafs of bread.
