New Ranks

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by NapkinDabber, Sep 12, 2015.

  1. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Create your own ranks.

    Example:
    Playboy Rank- Get access to naked ladies on BC and Mansions for just 20.99 a month.
     
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  2. smallonion

    smallonion Active Member

    your dad rank - where you leave forever

    wow that was rly rude and sad lmao sorry
     
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  3. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    Tiger Rank- Gets a 5% off coupon for frosted flakes for 22 minutes after purchasing the rank
     
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  4. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    The John Rank
    You get the ability to cook stuff for 25.55 minutes.
     
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  5. Bins

    Bins Well-Known Member

    Hobo Rank - Get to lose all your shit and become homeless
     
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  6. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Remmi Rank- Smell like feces for an eternity.
     
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  7. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    The me rank - Where you're let into all the clubs cuz you're the coolest cat in town yo
     
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  8. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    The Priest Rank: Where you have an infinite supply of holy water, and are allowed to perform exorcisms at any time on any person on the server.
     
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  9. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Cow rank: where you get all world access to all baseball games and have the right to fart without saying who did it.
     
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  10. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Half of a rank: Where you can do all the things of the rank you chose, but not really.
     
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  11. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Word Rank- Gain access to all commands, Penguin Rank, 2 worlds, buy 10 people contributor, 2 people donator, handwritten letter, and free puns for only $316.75
     
  12. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    Still awaiting my letter which i haven't even been offered yet..
    Thought the first penguins would get it first anyways
     
  13. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I purchased mine, then often annoyed AZZA about it, until he sent mine last Saturday.
     
  14. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    I know im just saying that i think it would be better if we got ours first and then people would be allowed to purchase them
     
  15. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    True, but what if let's say, Danial wanted his but was never on to ask AZZA for it. Then it'd take forever to get to the people who wanted to but them.
     
  16. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    Well I've been on and I have asked people like Azza about it , but have gotten no response.
     
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  17. HoundofNimbus

    HoundofNimbus Well-Known Member

    The Sud Rank: Gives you a disease which causes u to fart bubbles
     
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  18. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    MAID RANK OR RIOT
    DIRTY FUCKING MEME RANK OR RIOT
    5 YEAR VETERAN RANK OR RIOT
    JOHN CENA RANK OR RIOT
     
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  19. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    The Lordiieee rank: You go really inactive, get easily confused, is still trying to save up for a laptop, you flirt a hella lot, and you are a shitty builder
     
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  20. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    The BC penguin letter rank: You buy it, but you down get it, even if you wait a long time and point it out.
     
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