Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

Leggo my Eggo.

I wish for love.

 

You get love but you soon realize its just a picture of a gumball

 

*cough you didn't wish for anything cough*
That wish that you did not wish came true. Nothing.

I wish for flowers on my doorstep with a letter from MoJo JoJo.

 

You get the flowers and a letter from MoJo JoJo but the flowers are actually bombs.

I wish for a mansion

 

You get the mansion, but it's haunted and your brother is kidnapped by the ghosts,and you have to get a vacuum from an old guy and save him.

I wish for a magic lamp

 

You get your lamp, but there's an evil spirit inside, that will haunt you forever.

I wish for Art Block to DIE TuT)/ )))

 

The art block dies
But it haunts your ass

I wish for more band posters

 

You get your posters, but they're shit.

I wish for an actual Touhou anime... >.>

 

You get your Touhou anime, but you can only watch the 4kids version.

I wish for a fail proof wish.

 

You realise it dosen't exist, and wish for something else, but it gets corrupted.

I wish for Touhou merch TuT.

 

You grant your wish, via an immortality elixar, but soon realises you hate not being able to die.

I wish that I could be fast at building...

 

Your fookin' massive mansion is complete super quickly with your lightening pace; But you can't slow down and eternity turns to stone after a while.

I wish that the Mod Nominations would we back on. xD

 

Your wish is granted but you don't get chosen

I wish to be John Cena's slave

 

sounds pretty realistic

 

You get to be John Cena's slave, but John Cena isn't satisfied with your service, so he fires you.

I wish to get on a train to Gensokyo, ofc.

 

You do receive a ticket but while on the train, it sputters off corse, leading you to Munchkin Land where your ears turn to jelly by the time they sing "We Welcome you to Muchkin Land" the 1000000th time.

I wish that cats and rabbits would have very fancy little houses and wear suits and hats and trousers and sit and talk with me for hours.

 

The cats and rabbits all get fancy little houses but some evil cats and rabbits light all the houses on fire. All the cats and rabbits died from the fire 3:

I wish I could have a pet owl.

 

You get a pet owl but it's super vicious and it eats someone

I wish for a machine which give me all the games I request

 

You get the machine, but gets tired of it.

I wish people would stop the "CLOWNPIECE EZ MURICA!!!" shit...

 

They stop but they start saying "VOTE DONALD TRUMP 4 PRESSZZZ!"

I wish I could have super fast reading powers.