Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You order them, but then they get lost in shipping, never to be found again.

I wish for a magic wand

 

You walk to the magic shop only to realize a wizard bought them all.

I wish for Remmi's love.

 

Sadly, the required items for the war disappears.

I wish that it was easy to make OCs (Original Characters)...

 

Minecraft becomes extinct and is never to be seen again and computers have been taken over by the penguins who have hacked into all of the computer systems so now all your computer screen shows is a picture of a penguin flipping you off.

I wish for napkin to stop trying to marry me.

 

Then a 34 Year old mans from Germany arrived at your house

I wish I wasn't tired

 

YOU HAVE NO WISHES AHHA

i wish for world peace

 

You don't need a PC to make OCs lawl

And..

You realize that it isn't possible

I wish for more Touhou doujins ;U; )/ )))

 

You get them, but there actually nukes.

I wish for Admin

 

You get admin, but just the forums tag.

I wish for a bar of iron.

 

You get a bar of iron, but then you find out it's fake.

I wish for a kitten

 

You get your kitten but it scratches you up because you're a terrible person.

I wish for nudes in the DMs

 

You get them lewd nudes
But they are children's and you get arrested.
(Sorry if anyone is offended -.-)

I wish for John Cena

 

You get John Cena, but the rock and his goons are after him and he has to escape to Mexico.

I want a delicious apple pie.

 

You get the apple pie but it wasnt apple flavour it was JOHN CENA

I wish for a new Xbox Juan

 

You get the new Xbox One but it has the red ring of death

I wish for John CENA powers

 

You get them, but then you realize "John Cena powers" just make you a baby, so you turn into a a baby.

I wish for an Eggo waffle