You get your cat, but you soon find that they are just boring, lazy things that sleep all day. I wish for me to have all the knowledge I need so I don't need to go to school
You get your knowledge, but when you need the information it does not come to mind I wish for a gift card to get more books. :3
You get your gift card and buy more books, but find out that playing video games is more fun so you ditch your books. I wish for Buildcraftia to return to what it was like before Arcadia
*lets pretend that never happened* You get a turtle but it moves so slow that time goes backwards and you are eaten by dinosaurs. I wish for Skype to be less buggy.
Skype becomes less buggy but then it's bought by google (Idea by Feven) I wish for Feven to not tell me to use the damn shift key instead of caps lock for capitalization. .... Scrub
You get it, but it is a disguised time bomb and it explodes just as you figured it out. I wish for AI.
You get a dead penguin, but penguin magic brings the penguin back to life I wish for non-exploding food.
You get non-exploding food but the power rangers eat it I wish for a 1967 Black Chevy Impala.... For reasons