Jessie: I just want to take the time out of my day Jessie: To tell you a story Jessie: Well Jessie: More to spam your mail-- a story Jessie: yes Jessie: so Jessie: Even though the girl was denied by her one true love Jessie: She kept going Jessie: and then Jessie: she was bullied Jessie: by people Jessie: like *cough* fan *cough* Jessie: but Jessie: thats not how he saw it Fan: high five! -high five- Jessie: he saw that she bullied him Jessie: so he continued to bully her Jessie: then Jessie: her one true love Fan: died Jessie: comes in a horse from the rising sun Jessie: when he gets off the horse Jessie: he looked at her Jessie: And read the song she wrote him Jessie: the starting, included his name Jessie: But Jessie: all was not what it seemed Jessie: her one true love wasn't who he said he was Jessie: she read the song over and over Jessie: until she realised Jessie: there was a typo ; Jessie: it was supposed to be Jessie: ........ Jessie: supposed to be Jessie: Quickiieee Jessie: *takes bow* Quicksteve: pls help Jessie: nevr Jessie: but Jessie: then Jessie: the man who thought the song was for him Jessie: read the song Jessie: and realised he had made a big big boo boo Jessie: so he went up to said "Quickiieee" Jessie: and asked Jessie: "y u do dis" Jessie: and Quickiieee replied Jessie: "wot" Jessie: then Jessie: the girl comes in Jessie: and Jessie: RUNS AWAY WITH TOXXIIEEE BECAUSE MATTY DENIED HER SO MUCH Jessie: AND SHE HAD REALISED MATTY WAS A BIG BALLLOOOOON Jessie: AND THAT SHE WAS SLOWLY SUCKING THE AIR OUT OF HIM - not the only thing Jessie: wink wink Jessie: oh stop it Jessie: the end. Jessie: done now
Actually here's a totally not tru story: Jessie: jk Jessie: that was all a liue Jessie: the real story Jessie: was about a certain penguin Jessie: and a certain bully Jessie: they were both bullies actually Jessie: azza n pengu Jessie: They looked at the poor jelly blob Jessie: and poked it with sticks Jessie: laughing. Jessie: then Jessie: one of them poked too hard Jessie: and it went through the jelly blob and killed it Jessie: the end Jessie: kay now im done
