Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

Please don't purposely necropost, especially if it isn't even on topic.

 

um crap... you should check out the first announcement on the forums...

 

The lag spikes stop... but so does the server

I WISH FOR A GIGANTIC ALPACA THAT MAKES PIE

 

You got a gigantic alpaca that makes pie.
Unfortunately, you are shortly afterwards teleported to a parallel universe where both alpacas and pies don't exist.

I wish for nothing. (Don't say 'you got something')

 

You get nothing. But... you also become nothing

I WISH FOR CHEESE

 

You get your cheese but when you bite into it
Its a sponge

I wish for world peace

 

The API gets released but it deletes WW

I wish for kenreao to love me

 

Ken loves you, but goes out of control and kills you

I WISH FOR 2 TORTOISES WITH TOP HATS

 

You get your 2 tortoises but they have beanies instead of top hats

I wish for access to WW

 

You get an enemy known as the one and only Mr. Goatbutt

I wish to NOT get access to WW ;3

 

You get access to WW (That was easy..)

I WISH FOR A BIG FAT Dinosaur

 

xD you get a big fat Dinosaur but it eats you

I wish that tacos were alive

 

Tacos become alive but u die cuz #toomanytacos

I wish to kill word

 

You kill word but he comes back to life cuz he's my bae #WISH

I WISH THAT TACOS WERE BANNED IN PUERTO RICO

 

You realize Red is joking

I wish I had moneys