Sad Commercial Protesting Bullies.

DISCLAIMER!!!!: While the thread is created for humorous purposes (and to get revenge) I would like to note that in real life, the situations implied in the images, such as poverty and neglect, are in no way funny to me. Thank you. Also, sorry for different size images, it won't let me resize.


^play that to give the commercial full effect.












"Hello, I am 8bAlice Billiardson . You may know me as a successful television actress. But unfortunately, not everyone is as lucky as I got to be. I am speaking for the 8 balls of the world, who are abused on a day to day basis, neglected, and seen from the people of society as worthless. It is absolutely heart crushing to know that they have no choice but to be innocent victims of such violence and mistreatment. 3 out of 5 unlucky 8ball children will be severely injured, or even killed, in brutal outbreaks every 8 minutes. That means that only 2 more will be left for the cycle to come around and take them as well. These children, unable to protect and defend themselves from the violence, will only be safe, if the violence ends, and the children are healed. "


"Luckily, the 8 Ball Foundations and Charities are pledging to help end the behaviors, and offer to create peaceful bonds between the 8 balls and the people. But, we cannot do it alone... For just $24.80 a month, you can help our organization provide the funds towards these loving children, to get them back on their feet, and to seize the violent outbreaks towards 8 balls.... That is only 80 cents a day, to save them from their lives of distress and misery.



"And, for your generous support and donations, the 8 Ball Foundations and Charities will be sending you a free Angelic 8balls T-shirt, to let the people know that the 8 balls are a kind species, and encourage them to help the cause."




"Please help us out in giving the children a chance to lead a new life. Remember, 3/5 8 balls are severely harmed or killed every 8 minutes. So, this is an extremely serious and urgent matter. The time to call the number below and save a life is now."

Call 18ball00-happy8 to get information and donate to the 8 Ball Foundations and Charities.

 

I wonder what's going to happen if you actually dial the phone number..

 

D-damn..




t-the feels.



are...


out of control

-curls into a "Ball"-

 

God bless the souls of the innocent 8 balls who lost their lungs.

 

.....
For once it wasn't me who killed people
*Shoves bag of 8balls away*
...those are for snooker/pool

 

Now I feel bad for playing pool...

 

I always kill eight balls with cue balls. I hit the cue ball with a stick.

 

Raise the awareness for 8-Balls!

Ban Pools!/Billiards!


SAVE THE 8-BALLS

-holds up a protest sign-

 

Why? Becuae you are a TeaTowel of course.

Also, Rip at those 8 balls who died, when's it cycling again?

 

The two posts below me stole my joke

 

Below or above
OMG ITS PEPE THE FROG

 

Below my original post....

 

what even are 8-balls

 

magic 8 balls or pool balls

 

This actually makes me cry.
Give life and hope to the hopeless m8b.

 

that photoshop though

 

I love how everyone is like "aww poor 8 balls" and then Tilly comes along and is like "that photoshop though" XD

 

This thread is in needed now more then ever.

 

I'm gonna drop you on the floor and make you break

 

Napkin
Do the other "balls" bully you