Bagels are round. Round like the sun. The sun has spots. I once had a dog named spots He lost his life Life is like a box of cereal. It cost ten dollars. Ten dollars? That crazy! I was crazy once, they locked me in a room A rubber room A rubber room with rubber rats Rats I hate rats they drive me crazy Crazy I was crazy once They locked me in a room full of bagels. Bagels are round. Round like the sun. The sun has spots. I once had a dog named spots He lost his life Life is like a box of cereal. It cost ten dollars. Ten dollars? That crazy! I was crazy once, they locked me in a room A rubber room A rubber room with rubber rats Rats I hate rats they drive me crazy Crazy I was crazy once They locked me in a room full of bagels.
