Pick-Up Lines

Post some pick-up lines here! I'll start.

Are you a magnet? Cuz I'm attracted to you.
Can you empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart.

Have any more? Post them.

 

We should make the perfect crime. You steal my heart and I steal yours

 

What has 180 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. *Not necessarily a pick-up line, but it counts*

 

If I was a dog and you were a flower I will lift up my leg and give you a shower <3

 

Are you a Chuck-E-Cheese Prize Corner?

Cause you have the ticket to my heart..

 

if you were a fruit youd be a fineapple

im cringing omfg

 

If it's cheesy, it's funny.
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock

 

... as if tnt's pick up lines weren't bad enough, you gave him a whole thread to get more. thx, you only made my life so much worse.

 

No problem! Speaking of pick up lines... What's that in your eye? Oh wait it's a sparkle

 

'U' and 'I' are always together on a keyboard.

 

Except on russian-only keyboards.

 

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.

xDD

 

I thought happiness started with a "h". Why does mine start with U

 

Were your parents thieves? 'Cause they stole the sparkles from the stars and put them in your eyes.

 

is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants

to steal your wallet lets be honest here

 

So cheesy oml

 

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
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{Stole Flex's pick-up line cuz I can ouo)/ ))) }

 

Are those space-pants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world

 

Take away gravity, I'd still fall for you.

lol